3. Til the World Ends - Britney Spears
Ironically, this song is actually one of the signs of the apocalypse.
12. Written in the Stars - Tinie Tempah ft. Eric Turner
The song obviously sucks, but did you know the album is called Disc-overy? CDs have been around for more than 20 years. There's a reason that title still wasn't taken: it sounds like a shitty sampler CD that Target throws in when you buy a stereo.
13. Give Me Everything - Pitbull ft. Ne-Yo, AfroJack, and Nayer
Pitbull? AfroJack? Ne-Yo? Are these characters in a new fighting game?
15. Roll Up - Wiz Khalifa
Ohhh, the title makes it sound like it's about weed! Clever! Seriously, that's the only remotely interesting thing about this song.
20. Judas - Lady Gaga
This debuted at #10, and has dropped like a rock since. I guess Lady Gaga's audience has betrayed her.
22. I Feel Pretty/Unpretty - Glee Cast
Things you'll never, ever hear in the "Glee" writer's room: "Nah, too obvious."
29. Honey Bee - Blake Shelton
Blake Shelton should apologize. I don't mean for that Twitter post people are upset about; I mean to Graham Parker, for stealing the bassline from "Local Girls."
36. Country Girl (Shake It for Me) - Luke Bryan
No matter how low my expectations for crossover country get, it still manages to slip under the bar.
38. Party Rock Anthem - LMFAO ft. Lauren Bennett and Goonrock
It's hard to tell if this is actually intended as a satire, or if they're just totally open about not giving a fuck. Either way, it's still better than "Backseat."
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